Sunday, 29 September 2013

21st Century Nursery Rhymes (1st Installment)



Bang
 
Bang goes the bullet
Johnny's got a gun
Shoots up the school and
Everybody runs


Andy

Andy plays his video games
Til three o'clock in the morning
Lost his girl, dropped out of school,
But his stats are always soaring.


Miley

Miley, Miley
Young and gay
The girl next door,
Who sings and plays
Miley, Miley,
Young and gay
Someone took
Your clothes away.

1 comment:

  1. Brutal, dude. Ouch, ouch, and ouch.

    But you may be onto something here.

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