Mosquito (Silly song)

Since I haven't posted in a while...

No don't worry

I don't have chicken pox.

It's not measles or

Ringworm or fleas or poison ivy

Oh no no...

I've just been giving blood.

For the proliferation of

One wretched species

Ooo...mosquito

Tapping my veins like an oil rig,

Mosquito

I'll kill you if it's the last thing I do,

And when I smack you between my fingers

It's my blood that's on my hands

Oh you think you stick me

With your little straw

And just eat as much as you want

Because I'm sleeping

I just would like to say

My body's not a buffet

Oh, I itch

I hope that it was worth it

I hope that you are happy,

You little bugs...

Cuz half of your friends are blood stains on

My wall!

You might think, I'm an easy mark

Because I sleep like a rock

But when your groggy blood-gorged self is

Lazing on the wall

Above me when I wake up,

Well let's say, there's blood smears on my

Wall today.

Oh mosquito

That high pitched buzz is worse

Than horror film violins,

Mosquito

I think it's time for you

To go.

Yeah you might think I just be talking smack

But I've got these here two palms to back up the attack

And girl you're buzzing round my ear while I'm trying to sleep

You'll be a bloodstain on my wall before you can blink

I don't mean to be rude, but I'm a little miffed

You think it's okay to take my blood for your kids

Vampire bitch, and then for three days I itch,

I'll be getting my revenge and then

Wash my hands of it

Oh mosquito

This is war.